Thank you for a lovely time,
But sparks I won’t be fakin’.
So if you think you’re gonna score,
My friend you are mistaken.
JUST FRIENDS, BUDDY!
If you give it up on the first date – you’re a slut or not relationship-worthy
If you don’t give it up on the first date – you’re a player
If you have an opposing view – you’re an idiot or difficult or brainwashed or hypocrite
If you are different from the norm (whatever that is) – you’re ugly or unworthy or strange
Who am I to disagree?
